The top 100 funniest fantasy football team names

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The 2021-22 Fantasy Premier League is open! So, you've signed up to play the game, carefully selected your squad, designed a kit and then... the dreaded team name screen hits you.

We've all been there - spending far, far longer than is healthy trying to devise some kind of witty football-related pun with which to draw a laugh or two from the rest of the league.

As Premier League fantasy football games get under way ahead of the new season, Goal is here to save you some time and energy.

We've collected the 100 funniest (family friendly) fantasy football team names. Have a quick read of these and you'll have your fantasy football side sorted in no time!


100. Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels


99. Only Kruls & Horses


98. Purple Reina


97. Hakuna Juan Mata


96. Top Dier


95. It's All Gone Shane Long


94. Ibe Gotta Feeling


93. Batshuayi Crazy


92. Rhythm of Van Dijk


91. Two's Kompany


90. Best Ings In Life Are Free


89. Delph & Safety


88. Earth, Wind & Maguire


87. Citizen Kane


86. Krul Intentions


85. Giroud Awakening


84. Kepa Clean Sheet


83. Goals Aloud


82. Cry Me a River Plate


81. Dynamo Chicken Kiev


80. Cameroon Diaz


79. Lacazette dello Sport


78. Diego Costa Coffee


77. Lads On Toure


76. No Kane, No Gain


75. Luke KyleWalker


74. Obi Wan-Bissaka


73. Krul and the Gang


72. Jurgener Believers


71. Alisson Wonderland


70. Lovren An Elevator


69. Gangster's Allardyce


68. Crouch Potato


67. The Big Lewandowski


66. Olympique Mayonnaise


65. Aaron Wan-Bissaka Nil


64. Bilbao Baggins


63. Top of the Klopps


62. Come Digne With Me


61. Kings of Leon Osman


60. Dunk 'n' Donuts


59. Deeney in a Bottle


58. Turkish De Ligt


57. Tea & Busquets


56. Pique and De Bruyne


55. Dzeko and the Bunnymen


54. The Cesc Pistols


53. TAA Very Much


52. Moves Like Agger


51. Sonic Huth


50. Neuer Gonna Give You Up


Manuel Neuer, Bayern Munich


49. Silence of the Lahms


48. Hit Me Bebe One More Time


47. Pjanic at the Disco


46. You Petr Cech Yourself


45. Pepe Pig


44. For Fuchs Sake


43. Tinchy Sneijder


42. Obi-Wan Iwobi


41. One Flew Over Lukaku's Nest


40. When Harry Met Alli


Dele Alli Harry Kane Tottenham


39. Expected Toulouse


38. Dukes of Hazard


37. Willian Dollar Baby


36. Enter Shaqiri


35. Chicken Tikka Mo Salah


34. Game of Stones


33. Giroud Let the Dogs out?


32. Fiorentina Turner


31. All the Smallings


30. Gylfi Pleasures


Gylfi Sigurdsson Everton 2019-20


29. Kroos Control


28. Murder on Zidane's floor


27. The Zarate Kid


26. Smack My Bilic Up


25. Pique Blinders


24. Baines on Toast


23. Blink-1 Eto'o


22. The Passion of the Cruyff


21. Egg Fried Reus


20. How I Met Your Mata


Juan Mata Manchester United 2019-20


19. Martial Law


18. Absolutely Fabregas


17. Cesc and the City


16. Balotelli-Tubbies


15. Boom Xhakalaka


14. Neville Wears Prada


13. Klopps and Robbers


12. No Weimann No Cry


11. Lord of the Ings


10. Guns ’N Moses


Victor Moses Inter Milan 2019-20


9. Ayew Being Served?


8. The Wizard of Ozil


7. Flying Without Ings


6. Benteke Fried Chicken


5. Show Me Da Mane


4. Game of Throw-ins


3. Ctrl Alt De Laet


2. Who Ate All Depays?


1. Lallanas in Pyjamas


Adam Lallana Liverpool 2019-20

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